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Stitching, drawcord, and double-lined hood add durability; the tear-away label keeps the neck scratch-free. It feels lived-in the moment you put it on and keeps that calm, private energy all day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 50\/50 cotton-poly midweight (8.0 oz\/yd²) — warm, soft, and durable\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste\u003cbr\u003e- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket\u003cbr\u003e- DTF\/DTG printed artwork (back) with optional embroidery placement on chest or wrists\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX dyes, tear-away label, and meets safety\/compliance standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis 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