T-Shirts
F* Yeah Wild Patriotic T-Shirt
Freedom, beer, bullets — and zero apologies. F*** Yea.
I’m Not a Morning Person… Or a Person – Grumpy Zombie Tee
Existential dread, now in zombie form.
Crispy Edges. Murder Center. – Psycho Maxipad Shirt
The hottest thing in the hygiene aisle just lost its mind.
F*ck Yea – Unhinged Patriot Graphic Tee
Because sometimes “USA!” just doesn’t hit hard enough.
Hoodies
Rah Weasel Hoodie
A hoodie that combines sorcery, sarcasm, and an unhinged ...
Dead Inside But the Visuals Are Amazing Hoodie
For when you feel nothing? but it looks incredible.
Joint Effort - Eternal Bond Hoodie
Because some highs are meant to be shared.
Heat of Danger Firefighter Hoodie
When the fire rises, the line holds. This bold tribute to ...
Crewshirts
Slow Death Hits Harder – Undead Turtle Sweatshirt
The end is coming… at a crawl.
THC: The Higher Curriculum – Stoner Education Sweatshirt
Your syllabus just got greener.
Rah Weasel Crewneck – Wizarding Parody Edition
He's got a wand. He’s got a scarf. He’s got questionable ...
9 A.M. Coffee Mug Face Crewneck Sweatshirt
This isn’t just a mug—it’s a mood. Perfect for caffeine ...
Coffee Mugs
I Forgot What I Saying – Forgetful Maniac Mug
For brains that buffer mid-sentence and never reload.
Radioactive Regret Leprechaun Mug
Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with total madness. This mug ...
Monday Hit Me Like a Bus – Goblin of the Week Mug
A brutal visual representation of how we all feel by 8:07 ...
Nap With Your Eyes Open – 3-Day Goblin Insomnia Mug
Insomnia, madness, and one very concerned coffee goblin.
Candles
"Psycho Duck" Crazy Cartoon T-Shirt
This duck didn’t just lose its marbles—it deep-fried them.
Life’s a Blur – Lunatic Licker Tee
Bug-eyed. Tongue out. Zero awareness. 100% you.
“Photosynthesizining the Universe” – Meltdown Sunflower Tee
Growth and chaos in full bloom.
I Paid Extra For This Face
Look at this mug. It’s custom. One-of-one. And medically ...