T-Shirts
Horror Maxipad - Absorbed More Blood Than a Horror Movie Tee
A nightmare in cotton. A tampon’s worst enemy.
Got Protection? Alien Sci-Fi T-Shirt
Cute, cheeky, and just a little suggestive — this alien’s ...
Hoodies
Beamed Up Before Rent Was Due Hoodie
The perfect hoodie for dodging debt and reality.
H.S.I.O.W. Hoodie – Midweek Breakdown Edition
The hoodie that perfectly captures your midweek emotional ...
Burnt Out Hoodie – Wild-Eyed Madness Edition
Sweaty, shaky, and twitching with the weight of existence. ...
Crewshirts
Losing My Crumbs One Thought at a Time Crewneck
This bread’s not broken—it’s just mentally toasted.
Trust Me I'm Delicious Gummy Bear Crewneck
Adorably suspicious. Questionably edible.
This Isn’t a Cup. It’s a Cry for Help. – Coffee Zombie Sweatshirt
Your morning routine, now wearable—and way too real.
Coffee Mugs
I Forgot What I Saying – Forgetful Maniac Mug
For brains that buffer mid-sentence and never reload.
Radioactive Regret Leprechaun Mug
Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day with total madness. This mug ...
Still Tired. Just Faster. Mug
This mug doesn’t scream caffeine addiction. It twitches it.
Candles
P.U. Stinky Candle - Fun Scented Soy Candle
So foul, it’s fabulous. Light it up and let the stink speak ...