Almond Conspiracy – “The Pistachios Are In On It!” Tinfoil Nut Tee

WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

This paranoid almond knows the truth, and it’s NUTS:
“The pistachios are in on it!”

🧠 Conspiracy-core meets snack aisle chaos
🥜 High-fiber hysteria
💥 Anti-nut agenda? Or just allergic to reality?

Rock this tee if you’ve ever questioned your trail mix. Trust no one—not even the cashews.