Tired of fake joy and phony snacks? Meet Almondnot—an unhinged nut with rage issues and no time for health food lies. This parody tee channels dark snack energy with a scowling almond and gothic typography that screams “I’m not here for your soy-based nonsense.” Perfect for sarcastic snack haters, health-food rebels, or anyone allergic to BS.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
