This soft, breathable tee carries a wink of dark humor. On a clean white canvas sits a wide-eyed, scruffy creature rendered in vintage-style shading, framed by the lines “Chosen by darkness.” above and “Or maybe just rabies.” below. The shirt wears like a casual statement — familiar, a little mischievous, and quietly clever. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone with jeans, and the classic crew cut keeps the focus on the illustration and punchy caption. Fans of offbeat, slightly macabre humor will find themselves reaching for this shirt when they want to spark a laugh without saying a word.
Product features - 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for comfortable, year-round wear - Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner silhouette and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder twill tape to maintain shape and resist stretching - Dual printing (DTF for sleeves/inner neck, DTG for main artwork) for crisp, detailed graphics - Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
