A soft, lived-in tee that nudges the stranger side of cozy humor. The front print shows a wide-eyed, fluffy black rabbit with a slightly singed, bedraggled look and the line “Chosen by darkness. Or maybe just rabies.” It reads like a nocturnal confessional — equal parts dark whimsy and self-aware absurdity — that sits comfortably over the chest on a clean white canvas. Wear it on late-night walks, at low-lit shows, or while sharing grim jokes around a kitchen table. The classic crew cut and medium-weight cotton give it steady structure, while the tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette relaxed and true after many washes. Small details — like the tear-away label and shoulder tape — make it easy to wear all day without fuss. This tee is for the quietly morbid, the cat‑or‑rabbit person with a dry sense of humor, and anyone who likes their wardrobe to wink at the strange.
Product features - Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) for lasting comfort and print clarity - Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to prevent stretching and keep shape - DTG/DTF printing for detailed, crisp front and sleeve graphics; tear-away label for comfort - Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline — durable, everyday wear with ethical sourcing
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
