A quirky, dark-humor tee that talks to the mischievous baker in all of us. A green-tinged, slightly eerie portrait sits over the chest with the deadpan line: “I baked cookies. They scream now.” It reads like a spooky kitchen story — equal parts creepy and silly — and settles in as a conversation starter whether you’re handing out treats or hiding in plain sight at a late-night bake-off. The fabric feels sturdy but soft, holds print detail really well, and wears like a lived-in favorite after a few washes. Throw it on with jeans and an apron for Halloween shifts, or wear it out to movie marathons and oddball gatherings where people get your offbeat humor.
Product features - Durable 100% cotton body (medium 180 g/m²) that prints crisp detail - Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean silhouette - Ribbed, elastic crew collar that keeps its shape - Comfort-focused details: shoulder twill tape and tear-away label for scratch-free wear - Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main graphic for sharp, lasting artwork
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
