This tee feels like a wink from the weird side of the kitchen. Soft, sturdy cotton carries a slightly eerie, humorous portrait—green-tinged and deadpan—above the line: “I baked cookies. They scream now.” It’s the kind of shirt that starts conversations at late-night hangouts, horror movie marathons, and quirky bake-alongs. Lightweight yet substantial, it holds its shape and print detail wash after wash, while the classic crew cut keeps the look casual and easy to layer. Wear it when you want to show off a dark sense of humor without saying a word.
Product features - 100% cotton body for solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for a clean fit that resists stretching - Ribbed collar with no seam and tear-away label for shape retention and scratch-free wear - Dual printing: DTF on sleeves/inner label and DTG for main artwork to preserve crisp, detailed design - Ethically sourced US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified; made in Nicaragua with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
