A soft, dependable tee that wears like a quiet joke you share with fellow caffeine lovers. The front features a haunting, sketched portrait and the deadpan line “Cursed to rise before coffee was brewed,” a little grim and very funny — the kind of graphic that sparks knowing smiles and coffee-shop nods. The medium-weight cotton holds print detail clearly while the classic crew cut and relaxed fit let this shirt slide easily into everyday rotation. Wear it on early mornings, late-night shifts, or slow weekend coffee runs when you want to announce your sleep-deprived sense of humor without saying a word.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton (solid colors) with crisp DTG prints for clear, detailed artwork
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder twill tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and tear-away label for comfort
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
