This tee brings a wink of dark humor to everyday wear. A grinning, tongue-out treasure chest illustration reads “Gold? Nah — I’m full of disappointment,” turning a classic fantasy trope into a sharp, playful statement. The design sits bold and centered on a sturdy white crew shirt, pairing vintage-inspired colors with crisp printing so the cartoon details and shading pop. Wear it when you want to keep things light but honest — whether you’re heading to a game night, a casual meet-up, or just lounging at home, it’s a conversation-starter that feels both cheeky and deliberate.
Product features - Twill shoulder tape for shape retention and durability - Tubular (no side seams) knit for a clean look and reduced waste - Ribbed, seam-free collar for long-lasting elasticity - High-quality DTF and DTG prints for sharp, detailed graphics - 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) with tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
