A bold, tongue-in-cheek tee that turns bathroom chaos into comic relief. Bright, retro-inspired artwork shows an over-the-top character in mid-panic at the toilet, captioned with the cheeky lines “I EAT WITH JOY / I REGRET WITH FURY.” The vibrant full‑color print pops on the clean white cotton, creating a playful focal point that sparks laughs and conversation. Lightweight but durable, the shirt keeps its shape and print detail wash after wash. Wear it when you want to lean into dark humor, break the ice, or add a shock-of-color layer to a casual outfit.
Product features - 100% cotton (solid colors) — smooth, strong fabric ideal for vivid printing - Tubular, seam-free body for reduced waste and a clean side profile - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and comfort - DTG and DTF printed details for crisp, colorful artwork and sleeve/label precision - Medium-weight (180 g/m²) classic fit with tear-away label for itch-free wear
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
