Educated. Medicated. Elevated. – Zombie Slacker T-Shirt

Smarts, snacks, and substances — this undead dropout has it all.
Oozing enlightenment and green vibes, this brain-fried beauty is the mascot for every intellectual burnout just trying to vibe higher. 🧠💊☁️

Perfect for:

    High-functioning stoners

    Psych majors with student debt

    Anyone living on that educated–elevated edge