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Fresh Linen? I Smell Fear Tee | Scary Laundry Monster Halloween Shirt
Fresh Linen? I Smell Fear Tee | Scary Laundry Monster Halloween Shirt
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$25.02 USD
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$25.02 USD
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This cotton tee wears like a wink and a dare. A grinning, rivalrous lantern creeps from the chest, eyes and teeth glowing in ember tones, with the taunt: “Fresh linen? I smell fear.” It sits light and honest on the body — not flashy, just unapologetic — so you can wear it when you want to stir smiles, start a conversation, or ride the edges of playful mischief. Layer it under a flannel for bonfire nights or wear it solo while running errands; the bold art reads from across a room and keeps the mood irreverent and warm.
Made for people who enjoy dark-humor graphics and vintage-horror vibes, this shirt blends everyday comfort with an attitude-ready print. The design’s warm palette pairs naturally with denim, leather jackets, or a cozy hoodie for crisp autumn evenings. It’s the kind of tee you reach for when you want your look to do the talking — wry, slightly spooky, and unmistakably confident.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular, no side seams for reduced waste and a clean silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual-printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork ensures crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Made for people who enjoy dark-humor graphics and vintage-horror vibes, this shirt blends everyday comfort with an attitude-ready print. The design’s warm palette pairs naturally with denim, leather jackets, or a cozy hoodie for crisp autumn evenings. It’s the kind of tee you reach for when you want your look to do the talking — wry, slightly spooky, and unmistakably confident.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular, no side seams for reduced waste and a clean silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual-printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork ensures crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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