This classic crew-neck tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek design that speaks to anyone who wears their anxious sense of humor like a badge. Soft, sturdy cotton and a relaxed cut make it an easy layering piece for everyday life — the neon-green glow of the graphic lifts up the chest and turns an ordinary outfit into a playful statement. Wear it to a low-key hangout, a late-night stream, or when you want to laugh at the little things that keep you up. The shirt feels familiar and lived-in from the first wear, with details that keep it comfortable all day: a tear-away label, ribbed collar that keeps its shape, and reinforced shoulder tape for long-lasting fit. Ethically sourced cotton and certified safety standards mean you can enjoy the look with fewer worries.
Product features - 100% cotton body (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort - Twill shoulder tape and tubular knit construction to prevent stretching and reduce seams - Ribbed, seam-free collar for long-lasting shape retention - Tear-away label for itch-free wear and durable DTG/DTF-printed graphics - Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
