Behold Grandpa Gnar, the mystical menace who drains phone batteries with a glare and once licked a cactus for enlightenment. This ain't your average geezer—he’s chaotic geriatric and proud of it.
🧙♂️ Character Bio:
Species: Wizard? Zombie? Nah, all of the above.
Special Power: Can drain your phone battery by 40% just by looking at it.
Alignment: Chaotic Geriatric
Backstory: Gained mystical insight (and rabies) from licking an entire cactus on a dare.
This shirt is for anyone who’s got ancient energy and zero regard for modern rules. A perfect blend of magic, madness, and regret.
