This vintage-style tee showcases a grumpy, hungry turtle mid-munch with the bold line “HUNGER IS ETERNAL.” above and the cheeky follow-up “YOUR FINGERS ARE OPTIONAL.” below. The artwork has muted, earthy tones and a hand-illustrated look that reads like a collectible game card or tabletop mini print. Wear it when you want to add dry humor to game nights, convention days, or lazy weekends — it feels like a wink to fellow players and nerd-culture friends, a slightly savage laugh that lands among people who love quirky fantasy creatures and dark humor. The classic crew neck and relaxed cut keep the focus on the art, while a smooth, strong cotton face gives the print clean, durable contrast. It settles into everyday rotation and pairs effortlessly with jeans, hoodies, or a favorite jacket for gatherings where inside jokes and tabletop stories are currency.
Product features - Shoulder tape for reinforced neckline and reduced stretching - Tubular, seam-free body for a smooth, waste-reducing finish - Elastic ribbed collar that keeps its shape - Medium-weight 100% cotton face (varies by color blends) with durable DTG/DTF prints - Tear-away label for scratch-free comfort and certified safety/compliance
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
