This soft, classic-fit tee carries a playful, slightly dark fantasy vibe — a grinning, ravenous turtle clutching greens beneath the line “Hunger is eternal. Your fingers are optional.” It feels like a whispered joke among tabletop nights and RPG livestreams: equal parts cheeky and oddly heroic. Wear it to gaming evenings, comic cons, or just when you want to signal that you belong to a crew that loves monsters, snacks, and offbeat humor. The medium-weight cotton holds printed detail well, the ribbed crew neck keeps its shape, and the tear-away label keeps you comfortable through long sessions. It settles into everyday rotation easily, pairing with jeans or a flannel for a relaxed, character-driven look.
Product features - Twill shoulder tape stabilizes seams and prevents stretching - Tubular (no side seams) construction for cleaner look and less waste - Elastic ribbed collar that retains shape - Medium-weight cotton fabric (180 g/m²) with crisp DTG/DTF printing for detailed designs - Tear-away label and classic relaxed fit for all-day comfort
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
