This relaxed, classic-fit tee carries a cheeky, dark-humored design that leans into playful mischief. A wide, smiling creature with tangled tentacles and bold, retro lettering reads: “I BRING JOY... AND MILD PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA.” The image sits centered on a clean white canvas, making the illustration and warm brown tones pop. Wear it to spark conversations at casual meetups, game nights, or when you want to add a little ironic edge to everyday outfits. The soft, medium-weight cotton feels familiar and lived-in from the first wear, while the durable print methods keep the art sharp wash after wash. It’s the kind of shirt that reads like an inside joke among friends — slightly twisted, unapologetically funny, and oddly comforting.
Product features - Classic relaxed crew fit with comfortable medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz / 180 g/m²). - 100% cotton solid colors (ethically grown US cotton); Oeko-Tex certified for safety. - Durable, detailed prints using DTG for main areas and DTF for sleeves/inner neck. - Twill shoulder tape, ribbed knit collar, and tubular knit construction for shape retention. - Tear-away label for itch-free comfort; EU 2-year warranty and compliance-tested.
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
