Meet Methslapped, the cracked-out cryptid grandpa who’s seen some serious sh*t and lived to scream about it. Summoner of caffeine storms. Slayer of early bedtimes. Lover of chaos.
🧓 Character Bio:
Species: Cryptid Grandpire
Special Ability: Summons caffeine storms and yells at squirrels
Weakness: Warm soup and bedtime before 4 p.m.
Battle Cry: "I’ve seen things… and most of ‘em were a mistake!"
Whether you're running on zero sleep or just vibing with your inner maniac, this shirt’s got your energy.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
