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Horror Storybook Tee — "I don't do bedtime stories. I do nightmares."
Horror Storybook Tee — "I don't do bedtime stories. I do nightmares."
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$25.02 USD
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This shirt wears a wink and a shiver. A snarling, one-eyed storybook—teeth bared, parchment peeling—sits at the center, framed by glowing embers and the phrase: “I don’t do bedtime stories. I do nightmares.” It’s playful, spooky, and a little rebellious: for nights when you’d rather stir mischief than tuck in. Lightweight but sturdy cotton keeps the print crisp and vivid, while the classic crew cut slides effortlessly into late-night hangouts, conventions, or a horror movie marathon. It feels like slipping on a character: bold, a touch wicked, and entirely yourself.
Wear it to signal you prefer dark humor and cult-horror vibes. Layer it under a flannel for an indie gig, pair with joggers for game night, or throw it on for Halloween events—this tee blends everyday comfort with a niche sense of mischief. The print’s detailed, slightly vintage colorwork reads well from a distance yet rewards a closer look with textured shading and tiny illustrated details, so fans of illustrated horror and quirky, goth-adjacent fashion will notice. Built for repeat wear, it keeps its shape while the tear-away label spares your neck. Made with attention to quality and safety, it’s a shirt that travels from late-night readings to spooky-season meetups without losing attitude.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium-weight 180 g/m²) for breathable, durable wear
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder twill tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: high-detail DTG on main areas with DTF for sleeves/inner labels ensuring crisp artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty for comfort and quality assurance
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Wear it to signal you prefer dark humor and cult-horror vibes. Layer it under a flannel for an indie gig, pair with joggers for game night, or throw it on for Halloween events—this tee blends everyday comfort with a niche sense of mischief. The print’s detailed, slightly vintage colorwork reads well from a distance yet rewards a closer look with textured shading and tiny illustrated details, so fans of illustrated horror and quirky, goth-adjacent fashion will notice. Built for repeat wear, it keeps its shape while the tear-away label spares your neck. Made with attention to quality and safety, it’s a shirt that travels from late-night readings to spooky-season meetups without losing attitude.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium-weight 180 g/m²) for breathable, durable wear
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder twill tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: high-detail DTG on main areas with DTF for sleeves/inner labels ensuring crisp artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty for comfort and quality assurance
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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