This lightweight tee carries a playful, slightly anxious octopus illustration that says “I’m not freaking out — you’re freaking out.” It reads like a private joke you wear aloud: bright, cartoony colors and exaggerated eyes give the design a comedic, relatable energy. The medium-weight cotton holds the print crisp and vibrant, while the classic crew shape keeps the look casual and easy to layer. Wear it to lighten a tense day, spark conversation, or share an awkward laugh with friends — it’s the sort of shirt that turns a moment of stress into something silly and human.
Product features - Twill shoulder tape for stable seams and reduced stretching - Tubular, side-seam-free knit for a smooth, waste-reducing finish - Ribbed, seam-free collar for long-lasting shape retention - 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) with tear-away label for comfort - DTG and DTF printed details for crisp, durable artwork
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
