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Phone Case — Funny Traumatized Dollar Bill Design ("I'm not dirty, I'm just traumatized")

Phone Case — Funny Traumatized Dollar Bill Design ("I'm not dirty, I'm just traumatized")

Regular price $35.32 USD
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This durable phone case combines playful, dark-humored art with reliable protection. The design centers on a distressed cartoon dollar bill and the caption “I’m not dirty. I’m just traumatized.” — a quirky, sarcastic touch that catches attention without screaming for it. The case itself is a dual-layer protector: a hard polycarbonate shell with a soft TPU silicone liner to absorb shocks and guard against drops. Available in glossy or matte finishes, the print uses full-wrap, high-density ink with UV protection to resist outdoor fading. Ports remain fully accessible and wireless charging is supported. It’s a statement piece that keeps your phone safe while showing off a wry sense of humor.

Product Features:
- Dual-layer protection: rigid polycarbonate shell plus shock-absorbing TPU silicone liner
- 3D full-wrap print with high ink density and UV resistance for long-lasting color
- Impact-resistant construction with good shock absorption for drop protection
- Wireless charging compatible (non-MagSafe) and clear, open ports for connectivity
- Certified safety and compliance (RoHS, REACH, Intertek); sourced from South Korea

Product features
- 3D full-wrap high-density print
- UV-protected for outdoor durability
- Dual-layer: polycarbonate shell + TPU silicone liner
- Supports wireless charging (not MagSafe) with open ports
- Certified materials (RoHS, REACH, Intertek)

Care instructions
- Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).
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