This lightweight cotton tee carries a dry, playful attitude — a grumpy, bearded ape stares out from the chest with the bold line: “If I roll my eyes any harder, I’ll take flight.” The illustration’s warm orange and deep purple tones pop cleanly on the white fabric, giving the shirt a retro-poster vibe. It’s an easy everyday layer for people who like humor with an edge: wear it under a denim jacket for coffee runs, pack it for road trips, or slip it on for lazy weekends when sarcasm is the mood. The classic crew neck and relaxed fit keep the focus on the artwork while staying comfortable all day. Ethically sourced cotton and neat construction mean this tee feels as good as it looks — casual, wearable, and characterful.
Product features - 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to hold shape and prevent stretching - Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork, producing crisp, detailed prints - Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and ethically sourced US cotton with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
