This sturdy cotton tee wears its attitude on the chest. A bold, slightly sinister cartoon mascot—an anthropomorphic stapler with a wicked grin—bursts through smoky ruins above the words “STAPLED. NOTARIZED. ANNIHILATED.” The image feels like a vintage arcade boss come to life: punchy colors, heavy linework, and a rough, energetic texture that reads clearly on the front of the shirt. The shirt’s relaxed crew fit and medium-weight cotton make it comfortable for long days on the go or late-night hangs. It’s the kind of top that starts conversations—whether you’re swapping stories at a show, riffing with friends at a comic night, or layering up for a weekend out. Tough, graphic-forward, and a little mischievous, it matches a wardrobe built around statement tees and playful rebellion.
Product features - Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) for durable, breathable wear - Tubular knit construction—no side seams—for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette - Ribbed collar with shoulder tape keeps shape and prevents stretching - Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/neck labels and detailed DTG for main art - Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX safety certification for comfortable, responsible wear
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
