A worn, stubborn little companion with a darkly humorous heart. This classic cotton tee features a stitched teddy-bot illustration and the phrase “My trauma runs on AA batteries.” It reads like a private joke for people who cope with scars by making light of them — a shirt you’ll reach for when you want comfort and a quietly defiant laugh. The medium-weight cotton feels sturdy and breathable. The crew neck and relaxed cut sit easy under a jacket or by themselves on slow mornings. Let this tee be the low-key statement that says you’ve survived, you roll with the weird, and you’re not apologizing for your history.
Product features - Medium-weight 100% cotton body (varies by color), durable and breathable for year-round wear - Classic crew neck and relaxed fit for comfortable, everyday layering - Twill shoulder tape and tubular knit reduce stretching and improve long-term shape - High-quality DTG/DTF printing for crisp, detailed front and sleeve designs - Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX safety certification, and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
