Your Opinion Has Less Absorbency Tee, Funny Graphic Tee, Unisex Cotton [...]

What do your unsolicited opinions have in common with this winged hygiene product?
Not much absorbency.
This unhinged tee features a disturbingly enthusiastic, bug-eyed sanitary pad with wings and the cutting line:
“Your opinion has less absorbency.”
Perfect for shutting down the BS before it leaks.
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