Terms of Service

These Terms of Service apply to all customers in the United States. By placing an order through our site, you agree to play by the rules listed here.

It’s not the most thrilling read, we know. But it lays the groundwork for how we do business, what you can expect from us, and what we expect from you in return. Fair is fair.

Once you place an order, you’re officially agreeing to these terms. If you don’t agree — don’t buy anything. No hard feelings, just keeping it honest.

We’re not here to trick you or bury stuff in legal jargon. But we do need to lay down the law so everything runs smooth on both sides.

When you buy stuff from us, give us accurate info — name, address, payment details, the basics. Don’t try to scam us, fake your identity, or break the internet. We’re bold, not dumb.

Keep it clean, legal, and honest. We reserve the right to cancel orders or ban accounts if things get shady.

No spamming. No harassment. No impersonation. No fraud. No hacking. No illegal activity.

Basically, don’t be a troll or a criminal. If you bring chaos that isn’t on a t-shirt, we’ll ban you faster than you can say “limited drop.” Play nice or get out.

Muirchertach provides all products “as-is.” That means no magical guarantees beyond what’s clearly stated in the product descriptions or policies.

We reserve the right to cancel, modify, or limit any products, promotions, or orders at any time — especially if something’s gone haywire or being abused. It’s not personal, it’s just business.

For the full scoop, check out our Returns & Shipping page. But here’s the short version: you’ve got 30 days to report damaged or defective items for a refund or replacement.

Clearance items are final sale — no returns, no do-overs. We’re fair, not foolish. Double-check your cart before you hit “buy.”

We can suspend or terminate any account that breaks the rules. Trolls, scammers, and rule-breakers — you’ve been warned.

You can also request to delete your account at any time. Just reach out and we’ll handle it. But heads up: if we have to shut you down for shady behavior, don’t count on a refund.

We collect only what we need — name, email, shipping info, and that kind of stuff. No extra snooping, no creepy tracking.

And no, we don’t sell your info. Ever. For the full details (and a few sarcastic side notes), check out our Privacy Policy.

We’re not responsible for stuff outside our control — lost packages, delivery delays, third-party screwups, or cosmic events (looking at you, Mercury retrograde).

Use our site at your own risk. If you break something — digitally or physically — that’s on you. No take-backs.

We may update these terms from time to time. If it’s a major change, we’ll let you know — no surprises, no fine print traps.

By continuing to use the site after updates, you’re agreeing to the new version. Don’t like the changes? No hard feelings — just stop using the site.

Questions? Concerns? Love letters? We read them all.

Reach us through the contact form or shoot an email to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.. We’re here, we’re listening, and we probably have coffee.