Privacy Policy
Intro, But Make It Legal
This policy explains how we (Muirchertach) collect, use, and protect your info — no boring legal fluff, just the stuff you actually need to know.
By using our site, you’re agreeing to the rules. That means you’re cool with how we handle data, and we’re cool with keeping your privacy locked down. We’re not here to sell your soul to the highest bidder — just to sell bold, weird clothes.
By using our site, you’re agreeing to the rules. That means you’re cool with how we handle data, and we’re cool with keeping your privacy locked down. We’re not here to sell your soul to the highest bidder — just to sell bold, weird clothes.
What We (Legally) Know About You
We collect what you give us — name, email, shipping address, and whatever else you hand over during checkout or when you reach out.
That’s it. No creepy tracking of your Netflix history, no peeking into your camera roll. Just the info we need to get your order to your door and maybe hit you up with the occasional update (if you’re into that).
That’s it. No creepy tracking of your Netflix history, no peeking into your camera roll. Just the info we need to get your order to your door and maybe hit you up with the occasional update (if you’re into that).
How We Use Your Data Without Being Creepy
We use your info to do what you actually expect — process your orders, send you updates, and occasionally drop a promo code your way if we’re feeling generous.
We don’t spam. We don’t stalk. And we definitely don’t sell your info to sketchy third parties. You trusted us with your data, and we take that seriously — even if we don’t take much else seriously.
We don’t spam. We don’t stalk. And we definitely don’t sell your info to sketchy third parties. You trusted us with your data, and we take that seriously — even if we don’t take much else seriously.
Where Your Info Lives (And How We Guard It)
We store your info on secure servers with encryption, password protection, and firewalls — basically the Fort Knox of data. (Okay, maybe more like Fort Mini-Knox, but still solid.)
We take reasonable steps to keep your personal info safe from hackers, creepers, and digital chaos. Your trust means something to us — and so does keeping your data locked down tight.
We take reasonable steps to keep your personal info safe from hackers, creepers, and digital chaos. Your trust means something to us — and so does keeping your data locked down tight.
Cookies: Not the Yummy Kind
Yeah, we use cookies. Not the chocolate chip kind (unfortunately), but the digital ones that help our site run smoother, remember your cart, and keep things from breaking.
You can disable them in your browser settings if you want — just know the site might throw a tantrum and not play nice. Totally your call, though.
You can disable them in your browser settings if you want — just know the site might throw a tantrum and not play nice. Totally your call, though.
We Don’t Sell Your Soul (or Data)
We don’t sell, rent, or trade your info. Period. That’s not our style, and honestly, we don’t want to be those people.
We *do* share some of your info with trusted third-party services that help us run the store — like payment processors, shipping carriers, and print-on-demand partners. But only the boring, necessary parts. No juicy details, no weird oversharing.
We *do* share some of your info with trusted third-party services that help us run the store — like payment processors, shipping carriers, and print-on-demand partners. But only the boring, necessary parts. No juicy details, no weird oversharing.
Your Rights, Your Rules
You’ve got rights — like the right to see what data we have on you, change it, or nuke it entirely. Just hit us up and we’ll make it happen.
We believe in transparency (unlike your ex). No hoops, no fine print. If you want to know what info we’ve got or want it gone, say the word.
We believe in transparency (unlike your ex). No hoops, no fine print. If you want to know what info we’ve got or want it gone, say the word.
No Kids Allowed (Seriously)
If you’re under 13, go back to Roblox. Seriously — this site isn’t for kids, and we don’t knowingly collect any info from them.
We make adult-sized shirts with adult-sized sarcasm. If you're a parent and think your kid’s info slipped through, contact us and we’ll handle it.
We make adult-sized shirts with adult-sized sarcasm. If you're a parent and think your kid’s info slipped through, contact us and we’ll handle it.
We Might Change Stuff
We may update this policy from time to time. If we make any major changes, we’ll give you a heads-up — no sneaky stuff.
By continuing to use the site after updates, you’re agreeing to the new version. So yeah… keep shopping = keep agreeing.
By continuing to use the site after updates, you’re agreeing to the new version. So yeah… keep shopping = keep agreeing.
Need Us? Yell Here
Got questions? Want to talk privacy stuff? Email us at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. . We’re cool, we’re responsive, and we don’t bite.