Absorb This – Maxipad Horror Crewneck

Description

This isn’t your average hygiene product—this is a traumatized survivor.

The Absorb This – Maxipad Horror Crewneck features a wildly unhinged cartoon pad screaming from the trauma of its “job.” Complete with bulging eyes, blood spatters, and the unforgettable line:

"I've absorbed more blood than a horror movie."

• Grotesque humor at its most absorbent
• Perfect for fans of edgy, unfiltered designs
• Soft white crewneck with bold, bloody graphics

It’s period humor cranked to 11—and it’s not here to play nice.