Chlorophyll Anxiety Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description

This crewneck is for the green thumbs who are actually just white-knuckling through life. On the front: a spastic, wide-eyed plant that looks like it’s one thought away from full mental combustion. The bold text reads: "You call it chlorophyll, I call it anxiety!"

Because nothing says “healthy” like a flower that’s clearly not.

• White crewneck with intense hand-drawn detail
• Text that speaks for every panic-ridden houseplant parent
• Unhinged garden energy in wearable form

For people who love plants… but mostly relate to their wilting.