9 A.M. Coffee Mug Face Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description

Your morning mug should match your soul—exhausted, twitchy, and slightly unhinged. This white crewneck showcases a wild-eyed coffee cup with its tongue hanging out, steam spiraling like bad decisions. Beneath it, the brutally honest truth:

"If your mug doesn’t look like this by 9 A.M., you’re doing it wrong."

Because caffeine is a lifestyle—and this sweatshirt is your new uniform.

• High-impact illustration for high-dose mornings
• Ultra-comfy, low-BS design
• For sleep-deprived legends and desk-bound warriors

Start your day strong. Or at least start it jittery.