Tell the Pigeons I Knew – Disguised Vanishing Agent Sweatshirt

Description

Stay off the grid in style.

This absurdly funny sweatshirt stars a secretive straw hat agent—rocking shades, labeled confidential, and clearly not here to be found. Topped with the mysterious line “If I vanish, tell the pigeons I knew,” this design is pure chaotic spy energy. Perfect for conspiracy theorists, reclusive introverts, and anyone who suspects the pigeons are in on it.