Not a Morning Person Crewneck

Description

Let’s just agree—you’re not built for the “rise and shine” life. This snarky, sleep-deprived design features a zombified humanoid in mid-existential crisis, oozing regret and drool. Whether you're avoiding people or the concept of time, this crewneck makes your stance clear.

Text reads:

• “I’m not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. Or a person.”
• Cozy cotton-poly blend
• Printed with vibrant undead colors
• Ideal for introverts, overthinkers, and emotionally unavailable caffeine addicts

Give off “leave me alone” energy without saying a word.