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Not a Morning Person Crewneck

Mornings? No.
Afternoons? Still no.
Being a functioning person? Not today, Satan.
Sales price $31.22

Description

Let’s just agree—you’re not built for the “rise and shine” life. This snarky, sleep-deprived design features a zombified humanoid in mid-existential crisis, oozing regret and drool. Whether you're avoiding people or the concept of time, this crewneck makes your stance clear.

Text reads:

  • “I’m not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. Or a person.”
  • Cozy cotton-poly blend
  • Printed with vibrant undead colors
  • Ideal for introverts, overthinkers, and emotionally unavailable caffeine addicts

Give off “leave me alone” energy without saying a word.

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