Beamed Up Before Rent Was Due

Description

Ever looked at your bank account, then at the sky, and whispered: “Now would be a great time for aliens.” Same.

This hilariously minimalist design features a bold lime green abduction beam sucking up a fleeing silhouette beneath the deadpan caption: “Beamed up before rent was due.”

Ideal for:

• Galactic freeloaders
• UFO believers with bad credit
• Anyone who ghosted a lease and calls it spiritual ascension

Simple. Bold. Abducted.