Beamed Up Before Rent Was Due
Ever looked at your bank account, then at the sky, and whispered: “Now would be a great time for aliens.” Same.
This hilariously minimalist design features a bold lime green abduction beam sucking up a fleeing silhouette beneath the deadpan caption: “Beamed up before rent was due.”
Ideal for:
- Galactic freeloaders
- UFO believers with bad credit
- Anyone who ghosted a lease and calls it spiritual ascension
Simple. Bold. Abducted.
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