F.A.Q.
What do you even sell?
Graphic tees with serious attitude—designed to turn heads, start conversations, or get you kicked out of boring parties. We don’t just make clothes, we make statements.
If it’s bold, funny, sarcastic, or unapologetically weird, it’s right at home here.
From offbeat humor to darkly rebellious designs, we’ve got apparel that speaks louder than words.
Do you ship outside the U.S.?
Not yet. We currently ship only within the U.S. — but world domination is definitely on the vision board.
How long does shipping take?
Orders usually ship out fast—because we know waiting sucks. Once your gear hits the road, you’ll get tracking info straight to your inbox so you can stalk your package in real-time.
Domestic Shipping (US):
Domestic Shipping (US):
- Economy Shipping: 4–8 business days
- Standard Shipping: 2–5 business days
- Priority Shipping: 2–3 business days (depending on availability)
Can I return something I bought?
If your order shows up damaged or has a manufacturing defect, no worries — we’ve got you. You’re covered for a replacement or refund within 30 days of delivery. Just snap a photo of the issue and hit us up.
Since our stuff is made on demand through Printify, we don’t do returns or exchanges for sizing issues or buyer’s remorse. So double-check your size before ordering — we make it easy with size charts on every product page.
For the full lowdown, head to our Returns & Shipping page. It’s all there, minus the fine print headaches.
Since our stuff is made on demand through Printify, we don’t do returns or exchanges for sizing issues or buyer’s remorse. So double-check your size before ordering — we make it easy with size charts on every product page.
For the full lowdown, head to our Returns & Shipping page. It’s all there, minus the fine print headaches.
What items are non-returnable?
Clearance items are final sale — no returns, no take-backs, no second thoughts. If you try to send one back, we’ll politely (and silently) ignore you while sipping coffee and moving on with our lives.
Need help before you buy? Hit us up — we’d rather you be sure than be salty.
Need help before you buy? Hit us up — we’d rather you be sure than be salty.
What if my item arrives busted?
We don’t sell broken vibes — only bold ones. If something’s off with your order, we’ll make it right. Just send us a message with your order number and a clear photo of the issue.
Whether it’s a printing error, damaged item, or something that slipped past quality control, we’ll get you a replacement or refund. No stress, no drama — just solid customer support from people who actually care.
Whether it’s a printing error, damaged item, or something that slipped past quality control, we’ll get you a replacement or refund. No stress, no drama — just solid customer support from people who actually care.
Do you design your own stuff?
Yes — every tee, phrase, and glorious piece of madness comes straight from our beautifully weird heads. We design it all in-house with love, sarcasm, and just the right amount of caffeine.
No boring templates. No mass-produced nonsense. Just original, rebellious, and sometimes questionably sane ideas you won’t find anywhere else. If it feels like something only your unfiltered inner voice would wear — yeah, that’s us.
No boring templates. No mass-produced nonsense. Just original, rebellious, and sometimes questionably sane ideas you won’t find anywhere else. If it feels like something only your unfiltered inner voice would wear — yeah, that’s us.
Can I request a custom design or idea?
Got a weird idea? We might just be into it. Whether it’s a twisted phrase, a bold graphic, or something that only makes sense at 2 a.m., we’re all ears.
Drop us a message and let’s see if it fits the Muirchertach energy. If it’s strange, sarcastic, or slightly unhinged — there’s a good chance we’ll love it.
Drop us a message and let’s see if it fits the Muirchertach energy. If it’s strange, sarcastic, or slightly unhinged — there’s a good chance we’ll love it.
Is your name a spell or something?
Maybe. Maybe not. Some things are better left unsaid.
We like to keep a little mystery around here. Not everything needs an explanation — sometimes the vibe just speaks for itself. And if you get it, you get it.
We like to keep a little mystery around here. Not everything needs an explanation — sometimes the vibe just speaks for itself. And if you get it, you get it.
How do I contact you if something goes wrong?
Use our contact form or email us at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. . We’re surprisingly responsive for a brand this sarcastic — almost like we actually care or something.
Got questions, wild ideas, or just want to say something weird? Hit us up. We read it all — even the unhinged stuff.
Got questions, wild ideas, or just want to say something weird? Hit us up. We read it all — even the unhinged stuff.