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Still Tired. Just Faster. – Caffeinated Chaos

Caffeine won’t save you—but it’ll speed up the collapse.
Sales price $39.99

Description

Let’s be honest: you’re not well-rested, you’re just heavily caffeinated. This crewneck captures that buzzed-but-burnt vibe with a cracked-out coffee cup that looks how we feel—wired, wide-eyed, and barely hanging on. Perfect for baristas, students, shift workers, and espresso survivors.

Wear it to warn others:

  • Yes, you’re awake.
  • No, you’re not okay.

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