Absorb This – Maxipad Horror Crewneck
Brand:
Muirchertach
Weight:
1.00lb
Price:
$32.39
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This isn’t your average hygiene product—this is a traumatized survivor.
The Absorb This – Maxipad Horror Crewneck features a wildly unhinged cartoon pad screaming from the trauma of its “job.” Complete with bulging eyes, blood spatters, and the unforgettable line:
"I've absorbed more blood than a horror movie."
- Grotesque humor at its most absorbent
- Perfect for fans of edgy, unfiltered designs
- Soft white crewneck with bold, bloody graphics
It’s period humor cranked to 11—and it’s not here to play nice.
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