Monday Hit Me Like a Bus Crewneck Sweatshirt

Start your week with a scream—quietly, internally, and from the soul. This chaotic black crewneck features a bug-eyed, robe-clad disaster of a human who looks exactly how Monday feels. Perfect for commuters, office prisoners, and anyone who can’t face Monday without a body bag and a gallon of coffee.

Text reads:

• "Monday hit me like a bus... then reversed."
• Jet black background with bold blue text
• Detailed artwork that captures emotional roadkill
• Soft, cozy, and ideal for silently screaming into the void

Wear it to warn others. Or to scare them.