This Isn’t a Cup. It’s a Cry for Help. – Coffee Zombie Sweatshirt

Some mornings hit harder than others—and this sweatshirt gets it. Starring a wild-eyed, meltdown-mode mug, this design is for those who use caffeine as a life raft. From spilled beans to that haunted stare, this is the kind of energy that screams "I’m functioning…barely." Wear it proudly. Or just wear it until the shaking stops.