New Hairtie Crewneck
When your brain’s out of ideas but your scalp still slays.
New Hairtie is what happens when you trust your inner chaos stylist. Featuring a deranged open skull with stitched-up flesh, a tongue-lolling grin, and a fresh tuft of purple madness labeled “NEW HAIRTIE”—this design screams mental breakdown couture.
- Disturbing? Absolutely.
- Relatable? Unfortunately.
- Stylish? Somehow, yes.
For those with questionable hair choices and even worse ideas, this is your moment. Embrace it.
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