One Hit and We Became the Conspiracy Hoodie

Description

It started with one hit.
Then came the paranoia.
Then the realization… THEY WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG.

This hoodie captures that mind-bending moment of high-fueled awakening—two monstrous weed beasts facing off mid-joint, pupils dilated and brains glitching. Perfect for potheads, skeptics, and anyone who’s ever googled “lizard people” while blitzed.

• Trippy green horror weed beasts
• Phrase: One Hit and We Became the Conspiracy
• Vivid detail, wild energy
• A must-have for cannabis cultists and psychoactive philosophers
• Printed on ultra-soft white hoodie canvas