Beamed Up Before Rent Was Due Hoodie

Description

What?s better than paying rent? Getting abducted before the due date.

The Beamed Up Before Rent Was Due Hoodie is a bright green escape pod for the financially haunted. Featuring a minimalist silhouette getting snatched by a UFO, this design is a tribute to those who are out of money, out of patience, and out of this world.

• Millennials with space-themed coping mechanisms
• Financial fugitives
• Rent-averse star children
• Anyone who?s ever said ?take me, aliens? unironically