Coffee Won?t Fix This Face Hoodie

?Coffee won?t fix this face, but it?ll help me ignore it.?

Meet your new morning mantra.

This hoodie captures that glazed-over, caffeinated despair we all know too well. With a jittery zombie-man slumped in his chair and eyes that scream ?I?ve seen things,? it?s the perfect fit for caffeine addicts, reluctant adults, and sleep-deprived legends.