“Beamed Up Before Rent Was Due” – Hilariously Relatable UFO Tee

Description

Sick of capitalism? Apparently, so are the aliens.

This tee captures the spirit of every broke dreamer and intergalactic freeloader — abducted just in time to avoid adulting. The green beam of hope is strong in this one.

Wear it to let people know:

• You have zero plans
• You trust the aliens more than your landlord
• You’re funny and fiscally unavailable