"Stirred, Not Shaken" Funny Martini

This tee takes a smooth classic and gives it a twist of humor. A wide-eyed martini glass, splashed and clearly alarmed, anchors the bold phrase “Stirred. Not Shaken.” Whether you’re channeling James Bond or just surviving the chaos with poise, this shirt says it with style — and ice cubes.

• Comical cartoon martini with an olive and plenty of attitude
• Witty phrase that blends classic cool with mild existential panic
• Perfect for cocktail lovers, introverts, or anyone holding it together one sip at a time
• Printed with sharp detail and long-lasting ink

Keep it chill. Stay composed. And for the love of vodka, don’t get shaken.