If I Vanish, Tell the Pigeons – Tinfoil Hat Tee

Just in case they finally get to you.

Sales price $24.99

Description

Rock this shirt when you're not saying anything… but saying everything.

Featuring a sketched tinfoil hat in sunglasses and a deadpan stare, this shirt delivers dark humor for the terminally suspicious.

Perfect for late-night theorists, pigeon whisperers, and anyone with a burner phone.

Ultra-soft, mildly alarming, and 100% plausible deniability.

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