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Lab-Grown. Blood-Thirsty. – Mutant Turtle Tee

Turtle mode: unhinged.
Sales price $24.99

Description

Don’t be fooled by the shell.

This mutant turtle isn’t here for lettuce—it's here for vengeance. And maybe fruit.

Dripping neon green, glowing eyes, and a blood-red raspberry snack? It’s the perfect combo of bioengineered horror and absurd cuteness.

A must-have for anyone into experimental science, dark humor, or killer reptiles.

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