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Moo Moo Moo Alien Abduction T-Shirt

When cows get abducted, they don't scream — they just moo. Again. And again. Beam up the weird with this sci-fi shirt.
Sales price $24.99

Description

A perfect blend of absurd and hilarious, this shirt features a silhouette of a cow being abducted by a UFO, lit by a classic tractor beam and chanting “Moo Moo Moo.” Whether you’re into aliens, dark humor, or just love cows with questionable luck, this one's out of this world.

  • 100% cotton — soft, comfy, and ready for liftoff
  • Simplistic, high-contrast UFO design with glowing beam
  • Great for sci-fi nerds, conspiracy theorists, and lovers of the bizarre
  • Printed with high-quality inks to resist fading — even under alien scrutiny

Get abducted by laughs. Warning: may attract extraterrestrial attention.

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