"Moo Moo Moo" Alien Abduction T-Shirt

A perfect blend of absurd and hilarious, this shirt features a silhouette of a cow being abducted by a UFO, lit by a classic tractor beam and chanting “Moo Moo Moo.” Whether you’re into aliens, dark humor, or just love cows with questionable luck, this one's out of this world.

• 100% cotton — soft, comfy, and ready for liftoff
• Simplistic, high-contrast UFO design with glowing beam
• Great for sci-fi nerds, conspiracy theorists, and lovers of the bizarre
• Printed with high-quality inks to resist fading — even under alien scrutiny

Get abducted by laughs. Warning: may attract extraterrestrial attention.