Sci-Fi Humor

First they came for your planet… now they’re just chillin’.

Just in case they finally get to you.

They came. They saw. They dipped before the landlord knocked.

You didn’t listen… and now the corn is coming. Conspiracy never looked so crunchy.

Every idea starts with a kernel. Some just pop louder—and crazier—than others.

This corn has ears—and zero chill. When you’ve heard enough but still ignore everything, this shirt speaks volumes.